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- You about ready?
- Yeah.

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Hey, we're out here testing

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our new high-tech
bulletproof vest.

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This vest, as the kids would
say, is the shiznit.

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Uh, junior will do
the honors here.

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'Ready?'

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Clear!

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Oh

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'Come here!'

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{\an8}'Um, I don't know if you know
but the Mexican'

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{\an8}'gentleman who
used to touch and hug'

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{\an8}the mannequins over at Walmart

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{\an8}died in cell number four
last night.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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- Oh...
- 'Yeah.'

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I thought someone had fish.

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'No, no. Yeah.'

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They think either
Nick, The Grip got him

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or it was autoerotic
or something.

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Oh, hey, quick update--

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How many, uh, tickets
to the policemen's ball

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have people been selling?

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- 'One. One and a half. Three?'
- Three.

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- 'Zero.'
- 'Zero.'

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Either we're gonna really kick
in and really try and sell some

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tickets or we're never gonna
have a [bleep] popcorn machine.

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We're not moving them, sir,
'cause you know why?

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'"Firemen's pancake dinner.'

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'"Saturday, June first,
7:00 p.m. to midnight.'

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'Tickets, $25.
$35 at the door."'

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That's the same night as ours.

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Why would they do that?
Why would they do that

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unless out of spite?

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It's the exact same night.

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It's classic fireman
bull - [bleep].

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'Who eats pancakes for dinner?'

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I do sometimes.

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Pancakes and dinner is

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first off, an anachronism.

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You can't have a dog
around pancakes.

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That's not safe.

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'I was down on Virginia Street'

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and they had a wall
that was just

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like five on top of each other

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all the way down the block.

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It was just like...
It was like, "boom!" Yeah.

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We'll go talk to them. And...
We'll go talk to them.

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You mean you're going
to go talk to them

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Or do you mean you're going
to go "talk" to them?

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We'll see how it goes,
play it by ear.

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{\an8}They're trying to put out
our fire of enjoyment

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{\an8}on a night that we deserve

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for all the things that we
do to help this community.

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Flames don't jump at you

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at the speed a bullet
comes at you.

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Let's put it that way.

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So who's more important
in the community?

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You decide.

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And after you put out the fire

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the fire don't go hire
a lawyer and sue you.

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Nobody talks about the fire's
rights to be a fire.

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Have you ever heard of
a drive-by fire?

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- Nope.
- No, you haven't.

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Heroes, my ass.

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Bastards.

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{\an8}Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's going on?

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{\an8}- I didn't do nothing.
- Alright. Whoa.

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{\an8}I'm doing nothing wrong.
Nothing wrong.

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Where's your clothes, sir?

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Ain't no law that says
a man has to wear pants.

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Yes, there is, sir.
There is--

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There is no law against
a man not wearing pants.

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There <i>are</i> laws, sir.
That you-you cannot wear--

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It was,
it was not explained to me.

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It was not explained to me.

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Don't ask, don't tell,
don't do it.

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Put on your...
You put on your pants!

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- I have--
- You put on your pants!

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Sir, I have pants on.

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You put on
another pair of pants!

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You put on
two pair of pants!

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What's that stuff
on your nose?

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I'm baking a cake.

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- 'You're baking a cake?'
- 'You're baking a cake?'

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It's my mother's birthday,
and I'm baking her a cake.

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You sure
that's not drugs, sir?

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Ain't no law against drugs.

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I know my rules.
I know my rules.

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You give me three phone call
and two meal.

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I get a last meal
before you go.

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{\an8}Do I think the firemen
moved their pancake dinner

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{\an8}to the same night
as the policemen's ball...

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{\an8}...to spite us?

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Is the pope friends
with Mel Gibson?

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Yes, they did it to spite us.

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- They're jealous.
- Because they're jealous.

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Firemen are jealous of us cops.

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Look at their day.
Look at their day.

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They work out.

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They wash things.

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They watch porn.

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They work out again.

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They watch more porn.

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They polish poles.

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Then they have
a big old steak dinner.

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- They're jealous of us.
- They're jealous of us.

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{\an8}- 'Sheriff's department.'
- 'Hey!'

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{\an8}- Hey.
- Yeah.

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{\an8}- How's it going?
- Good. Reno's finest.

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- 'Ha ha!'
- Ha ha!

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You, you meant us, right?

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You meant us? Right.
Good.

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Uh, hey, look, uh,
we came about...

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We saw your posters, uh,
for your pancake dinner.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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It, uh, yeah, seems like, uh

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there's been
some kind of mix-up.

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It's the same night
as our policemen's ball.

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Wow, that'll be fun!

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No, see, the-the thing is that

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you've booked, uh, you booked
the upstairs of the VFW there.

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- Yeah, it's a great space.
- Yeah, the Casablanca room.

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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Nice.

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We're-we're down in room "B"
at the same time, same night.

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Oh, wow, you guys
should come up.

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You like pancakes?

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Who's the ranking
officer here?

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That's your man. Yeah.
Here's the boss.

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Hey, stop it.

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Let's take a walk
for a second.

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Uh, we can't move the tickets

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'cause of your little affair
that you're having here.

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This-this-this cockamamie
pancake dinner.

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Hey.
It's a charity.

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- It's for charity? Oh!
- It's for charity.

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Oh, pancake dinner
for charity then.

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I'd like to move it,
but we can't

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because, you know,
there's kids here.

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You're talking crutches, you're
talking kids without legs.

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Exactly, which kind of foils
your argument

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because you have to
go get them, obviously.

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They're not, you know,
renting limos

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and coming to your
pancake dinner, I don't think.

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So you go get them anytime.

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They're-they're cripples, right?

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Well, Merv Griffin,
God bless him.

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He's donated 15 limousines.

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So we're going to just pack them
with, uh, you know...

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You actually are picking up
crippled children

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in limousines for your dinner?

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Yeah.

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Um, you want
to talk about them?

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- 'The panty hose?'
- Yeah.

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- My legs get cold.
- 'Cool.'

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I'm asking you nice.
Come on, man.

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You've played
every card on me.

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You played the,
"Oh, it's for charity."

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Ours is for charity, too.

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The charity just happens
to be us, okay?

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What are we doing?

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Winner moves their dinner?

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Cross the line.

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Cross the line,
you move your dinner.

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It's not fair you're
not in panty hose.

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- One, two, three.
- Ah [bleep].

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There he goes.

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Okay, you're gonna pull
something.

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Okay. Forget it.
Let's go.

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Hey, uh,
I had an awesome idea

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for the policemen's ball.

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Ready?
Is your seat belt buckled?

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- Yes, it is.
- I already know.

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I don't even have to look.
You ready? Here's what it is.

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You and me...

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...get one
of the big hummer limo.

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You and me, hummer time
and we go...

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We party

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and we get a whole bunch
of Bud and Bud Light

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fill up, and then we,
we cruise over

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and we, you know, raise the roof
a little bit.

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A couple of wildcats
in there, you know.

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Just us in a hummer and then

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we go to the policemen's ball.

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As tempting as that sounds, sir

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uh, I've already made plans.

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I've already made plans,
lieutenant, with Williamson.

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You don't want to do-do
you and me in a hummer?

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Come on, you and me.

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Well, you make a lot more
money than I do.

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Hummer time.

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- Okay.
- Okay, yeah?

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- No. No, not okay.
- Okay. No.

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I'm just saying,
don't hit me anymore.

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Oh.

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{\an8}'How y'all doin'?'

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You ever meet a real, live

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deputy sheriff before?

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So who here wants to be a cop
when they grow up, huh?

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Which one of you guys... or girl?

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Uh, I've got something.

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Who wants to see
my thumb infection?

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No, no.

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Oh, my God,
it's the fire department!

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How you doing, guys?

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How's it going?

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Good to see you.

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Sally!

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Throw me a high-five!

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You know, we got some time off,
we decided to come down here.

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'Good! I'm glad!'

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This is great
all of us could be here.

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You guys came here
on your time off?

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Well, we were upstairs
giving some blood.

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Yeah, when
we're not fighting crime

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we're in here
fightin' frowns

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with these fellas.

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Like shoot those frowns
off of your face.

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Right in the face!

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Blow it out.
Blow it out.

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That's so much better
than last week.

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You're getting stronger
every week.

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Here, take a shot at me.

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Take a shot at me
This thing'll stop it.

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- Hey.
- Hey-hey, yeah.

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Who likes pancakes?

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Ooh, we do!
We love pancakes.

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We're having a pancake dinner.
And, uh...

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They're not
just for breakfast.

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No, they're not,
but we're charging a hug.

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- Who's got a hug?
- 'We're charging $25.'

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You got a hug. Alright.
There's one for you.

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There's a certain amount
of too much fun

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that we can bestow.

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We don't want
your aneurysms to...

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{\an8}Alright,
what we have here

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{\an8}is a direct violation
of a court order.

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He was given 14 days to
take this [bleep] down

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and he has not taken
this [bleep] down.

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'Yesterday was day 15.'

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- 'Look at all that crap.'
- Middle of summer.

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Middle of summer,
he's got all this garbage up.

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- Sheriff's department!
- Sheriff's department!

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I'm not...
You don't beat my door down.

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You're not dealing with a--

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Out.
Out.

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In there.

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Put your hand in there.

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00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,522
Put your hand in there [bleep].

249
00:10:07,523 --> 00:10:08,440
Okay, this is what happens

250
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,899
when you
with the Reno city council

251
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:11,860
do you understand me?

252
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:14,029
This is what happens.
You get nutcracked.

253
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,363
{\an8}You're lucky
it's your hand in there.

254
00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:16,865
{\an8}Next, it's your nuts.
You understand me?

255
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:20,160
Do you understand me?
Do you understand me?

256
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,745
I had a very cumbersome year.
A very cumbersome year.

257
00:10:21,746 --> 00:10:24,164
And each one of these
decorations

258
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,081
represents a moment in my life

259
00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:26,750
that was very cumbersome
this year, alright?

260
00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,877
- So...
- Crack him.

261
00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,046
Okay, Alright!
Alright!

262
00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,922
Say "cumbersome"
one more time [bleep].

263
00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:34,758
Say "cumbersome"
one more time to me.

264
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,051
- Cumbersome.
- Cumbersome.

265
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,428
Stop lying!

266
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,929
And do not
with the city council!

267
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:42,599
Look, I just told you.
I just told you.

268
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,685
Why must you
with them, Andrew?

269
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,854
'Cause I got nothing
better to do.

270
00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,272
There you got it.

271
00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:50,106
I feel like that's
the very first honesty

272
00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:51,941
we've ever gotten out
of this man.

273
00:10:51,942 --> 00:10:52,901
- What's your problem, Andrew?
- What is your problem?

274
00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:57,072
We are out here every damn
couple of weeks.

275
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,406
That's-that's just it.

276
00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,950
You come, and you-you
charge me with something.

277
00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,912
Maybe you throw me in, maybe
destroy something of my property

278
00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:05,038
and then we just leave...

279
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:06,414
We don't, we don't talk.

280
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:07,916
We don't say things. You know.

281
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,584
We don't say, "Hey,
what's going on with you?"

282
00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:12,087
Just, "Andrew,
you did this again!"

283
00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,421
Maybe that's our fault.
We haven't...

284
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:16,299
It's crazy. You just had my hand
in a nutcracker.

285
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,926
We haven't made enough...

286
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:21,554
We haven't been open
to you as a non-perpetrator

287
00:11:21,555 --> 00:11:22,764
as just a person.

288
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,600
I respect that. I respect you've
got to do your job, alright?

289
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:26,559
I'm not currently employed

290
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,937
so my job is to sort of
mix the things up.

291
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:32,482
We don't need anybody
in Reno to mix the things up.

292
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,984
We don't.
Andrew, you sit down.

293
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,656
{\an8}You made the wrong choice.

294
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,241
{\an8}That's why you're
in traffic school.

295
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,076
{\an8}Rolling stop, DUI.

296
00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:45,620
{\an8}Whatever you did,
it was wrong.

297
00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:47,455
Today you can make
the right choice.

298
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,958
You can either sit here
for eight hours

299
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:53,128
take this traffic school course

300
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:57,966
or you can buy a ticket
to the policemen's ball.

301
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,635
Huh? Huh?

302
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:01,970
Hmm?

303
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,056
I think I'd rather
take the class.

304
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:14,023
{\an8}Hey, boys.
How you doing?

305
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:16,317
'How you doin'?'

306
00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:17,318
- Good.
- Great.

307
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:18,736
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

308
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:20,155
Nicely done.

309
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:22,365
- Oh!
- The boot.

310
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,325
Oh, wow.
What happened?

311
00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,327
You got us this time, guys.
Good job.

312
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,497
One for you so let's go ahead
and take the boot off.

313
00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,834
Aw, man, uh...

314
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,502
'You got the key?'

315
00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:37,297
- I don't have a key.
- I don't have a key, fellas.

316
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,674
Okay, mustache, what's it going
to take to lose the boot?

317
00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:42,010
Maybe if a certain
pancake party

318
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,471
was moved to a certain...

319
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,891
Different day
then maybe we could...

320
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,517
Just take the boot off. Come on.

321
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,519
This is not protecting
or serving anyone.

322
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:54,814
Guys, we got to go.
Let's go.

323
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:58,234
Lose the boot,
seriously. Let's go.

324
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:00,361
'No, you have the key.
I gave you the key.'

325
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,363
You didn't give the key
to me. You have the key.

326
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,031
Girls, girls, let's go!
The boot.

327
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,032
I'll be back in five minutes.

328
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,493
I can get the key.
It'll take five minutes.

329
00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,828
You know what?
Fire doesn't wait five minutes.

330
00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:09,996
- Let's go on foot!
- Let's go!

331
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,165
You're Reno's pride!
You're Reno's pride!

332
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,751
Let's go!
Let's go!

333
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,297
We're [bleep] pathetic.

334
00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,592
<i>Nice joke.</i>

335
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:23,135
<i>We're regular Jay Lenos.</i>

336
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:32,268
We're going to have
a great time at our party

337
00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:35,063
even if,
even if worst-case scenario

338
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:36,189
only 300 people show up.

339
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,066
We're still going to have
an amazing time at our party.

340
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,693
You know why?

341
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:43,863
'Cause I've been practicing
my dance moves.

342
00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:47,575
♪ Chicken lickin' ♪

343
00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,411
♪ Mashed potaters ♪

344
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:53,122
I don't think that's what's...

345
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,624
I don't know.

346
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,720
Jones!
What's going on?

347
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:09,472
Uh, it's a hostage situation.

348
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:10,223
I don't know
what this fella's up to

349
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,100
'but he's getting real nervous'

350
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,393
'and we have to talk to him.'

351
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,644
Maybe you should give it
a shot.

352
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,771
Okay.
Hold on there, sir!

353
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:17,981
Hold on!

354
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,315
Sir!

355
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:21,025
Hold it right there, sir!

356
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,277
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

357
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,778
Hold it right there, sir.

358
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,447
We're going. We have to get to
this very important place.

359
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,075
- What place?
- An important meeting.

360
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:31,119
'Are you on anything tonight?
Are you on any...'

361
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,289
Did you take any drugs?
Did you drink any alcohol?

362
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,125
- A little bit of ecstasy.
- A little bit of ecstasy.

363
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,461
Why don't you hand those to me?
Can I see those?

364
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,170
This is not mine.
I cannot give...

365
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,298
- This is not mine.
- Okay.

366
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,425
This is my grandfather's.
His special medication.

367
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,134
See?

368
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,845
It's just... Little and tiny...

369
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,639
'Okay, why don't you...
No more.'

370
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,182
Let's not take
any more of those.

371
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,852
- I'm sorry. He's got...
- Get the cuffs on him.

372
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,645
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

373
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,147
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!

374
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,316
Hey, hey!

375
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,568
- Freeze! Freeze!
- Freeze!

376
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:04,986
Hey! Hey! Hey!

377
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,029
No, no, no, no, no, no!

378
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,865
- No, No!
- Stop it! Stop!

379
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,953
That's not important now.

380
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:16,205
- 'There you go.'
- Thank you.

381
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,499
I see you're not
a stranger to these, huh?

382
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,501
♪ In the biggest little city
in the world ♪

383
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:23,838
♪ We dance in the biggest
little city in the world ♪

384
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,132
Someone should go and get the
pills...

385
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,884
Get your crazy ass
up in the car.

386
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,011
Hey! Take me away spaceship...

387
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,847
'We'll see you
at the station.'

388
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,849
- 'Where do you live?'
- 'Where do you live, sir?'

389
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,226
Where do we take you, sir?

390
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,227
Maybe just...

391
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:41,814
The new cir-cir-circus.

392
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,359
Okay, yeah, that's on,
it's on fourth and Virginia.

393
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,986
- Let's go circus-circus.
- Alright.

394
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,159
'Shut the [bleep] up
back there.'

395
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,162
Jesus Christ.

396
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,334
{\an8}Last year I didn't go
to the policemen's ball

397
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,920
{\an8}because I had the flu...

398
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,839
{\an8}...and I didn't have nobody
to watch my kids

399
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,216
and Shanika
couldn't do my hair.

400
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,218
Uh, I just had a lot
of problems last year.

401
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:14,889
I didn't even go.
Did you go?

402
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,183
Yeah, I took old Roy Beckhardt
last year.

403
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,144
Roy works on my car.

404
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:24,232
Not my squad car,
but my regular Datsun B-210.

405
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,441
He had a good time there.

406
00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,443
He won a, he won a dinner

407
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,028
for two at Honeybaked Ham

408
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,738
on the wheel-of-fortune thing

409
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,908
and so now he's giving me good
deals on fixing my car.

410
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,536
So I guess it all worked out.

411
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,753
'They've been cramped up
forever down there.'

412
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,755
'Like pigs in poop.
Couldn't be happier.'

413
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,132
- Show-offs!
- Show-offs!

414
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,219
- Damn.
- Damn.

415
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,930
'That's a dog.'

416
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,432
'That's a dog in there.'

417
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,809
- Not our department.
- I think you're right.

418
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,768
What do you mean,
not our department?

419
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,479
Their department, man.
Not our department.

420
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,939
- 'Oh, hey, hey!'
- 'No.'

421
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,107
- 'Travis, come here.'
- 'Travis! Travis!'

422
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,610
Holy [bleep].

423
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:12,363
Are you kidding me?
He's not trained for that.

424
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,282
- I didn't tell him to do that.
- He just took off.

425
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,034
Last thing you want to do
is send somebody else

426
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:17,994
into a burning building.

427
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:18,745
Now we have to go get him.

428
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,456
He's basically
feeding the fire.

429
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,958
- I-I-I didn't send him, okay?
- 'Nobody sent him.'

430
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,335
- That's suicide.
- 'Travis!'

431
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,004
'Travis!'

432
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,799
Oh, my God!

433
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,470
- 'Way to go.'
- How about that?

434
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,971
'That's how we do it!'

435
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,016
That's how <i>we</i> do it!

436
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,517
Good job, buddy.

437
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,269
That's the sheriff's department, baby.

438
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,479
Okay, Mark's out with the baby.

439
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,314
We got Mark out of the building.
He's got the baby.

440
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,608
We're all clear.

441
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:51,403
Way to go on the dog.

442
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,200
- 'You're still a hero, man.'
- You still a good dog.

443
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,618
Good dog.

444
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,496
- Hey, wait!
- No! No!

445
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,998
'Oh, poop.'

446
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,638
They've got to be
breaking the fire code.

447
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,014
Oh, no question.

448
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:24,393
If we could get past the
bouncer, we could...

449
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,020
...do something about it.

450
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:29,190
I don't mean... any disrespect

451
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,234
but [bleep] firemen, you know?

452
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,737
I'll bet you that's what
Clem is doing right now.

453
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,282
Floyd, you're a shoo-in
for the raffle!

454
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:40,326
- 'Stop it on two.'
- 'Number two.'

455
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:43,329
- 'He wins.'
- 'Stop it on two.'

456
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,039
- 'That's forty-two.'
- 'That's four.'

457
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,083
'Here.'

458
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,167
- 'Two!'
- Two!

459
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,669
- 'Two!'
- 'Two!'

460
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,422
- 'Floyd!'
- You won a ski-doo, Floyd!

461
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,549
- 'He can't hear.'
- 'Okay.'

462
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:55,758
- Does he understand me?
- 'No.'

463
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,426
'He can't hear you at all,
I don't think.'

464
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,068
You know what?

465
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,778
I got an idea.

466
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,780
How about we all
just go home?

467
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,199
it.
We lost.

468
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,200
Let's get out of here.

469
00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:21,951
- 'I agree.'
- 'No, no!'

470
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,328
Because that's exactly...
No, no.

471
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,371
That's exactly what

472
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:28,124
those beautiful [bleep] oily

473
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,793
Mediterranean types up there

474
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,253
and their Dalmatian
want us to do.

475
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:33,504
Do you understand me?

476
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:34,422
That's what we
want us to do.

477
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:38,467
I-I also would like
to go home, too.